i-pod:

someone: spanish is such a sexy language, i’ll do anything for u if you speak spanish 💛💜💛

me: envíame información de tu tarjeta de crédito

falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

dopernose:

bae? you woke? i had a problematic dream =/

incendiarysongbird:

I don’t know about you, but this is always my favorite vine.

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

beachbouys:

Like really get me a cute girl who would appreciate having sex with me and would be okay with it and would hold me a afterwards and would be okay with my rants about death and having sex with the Virgin Mary.

butchthoughts:

same